------Quote of the Day------

The Universal Truth

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

-Murphy

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Why is it so , that :

-Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

-Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.

-When putting something into computer memory, we always forgot where we put it.

-For any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version appears.

-If a project is completed on schedule, it wasn't debugged properly.

-A program will work the you think is should only when you don't care if it does.

And at last but not LEAST


-No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access
the Internet / plays GAME .

No comments: