------Quote of the Day------

The Universal Truth

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

-Murphy

Thursday, February 25, 2010

What's full form of :

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT


2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort.

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go..

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

20. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana


21. ILP: Initial Leisure Program.

22.WBT: Without Brain Training.

21.TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions. (hi hi hi )

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