There is some material that I found helpful for EC1 and EC2 .
So I am giving here some links to download the material.
If u need some specific material let me know by leaving ur comments.
1. A good Dr.Scheme Online Tutorial.
2. This one is also Good for basics of Dr.Scheme.
3. Let's try some Programes.
4. This is for Your OOp and OML Concepts.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
What's full form of :
1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort.
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go..
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana
21. ILP: Initial Leisure Program.
22.WBT: Without Brain Training.
21.TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions. (hi hi hi )
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
4. PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort.
14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go..
17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
18. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
19. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
20. MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana
21. ILP: Initial Leisure Program.
22.WBT: Without Brain Training.
21.TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions. (hi hi hi )
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
TCS is BEST
“Why don’t we prove who is the best among ourselves?”
Why not, said the other two.
The Infosian said “Let’s have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh, works for the best firm”.
Being a pure logical strategist, the person from Infosys tried to make the monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.
As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny gestures… No good, the monkey stayed put…
Now, comes the TCS guy. Being the practical guy he was always trained to be, he whispered something into the monkey’s ear, and it burst out laughing at him..
The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said “OK, let’s take another test. Let’s make this monkey cry!!”
So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The Infosys guy narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed again…
Then, the TCS guy again whispered something into the monkey’s ear and oh! It started crying, patting the Infosian’s shoulder!
The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the Infosys guy said “OK, you’ve won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let’s make this monkey run”.
And he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed where it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the monkey- still No go.
So…here comes TCS guy, again, and whispers into the monkey’s ear. The Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was scared to death!
The other two surrendered.
They Said: “OK, we give up.
You’re the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But please, please tell us your secret,” they begged him.
“Well”, said the TCS guy , “The first time I made it laugh, I told I work for TCS . The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid …so it started crying.
And then I told that I was here for recruitment!!!
Friday, February 12, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Brain(on)Bench-2
Did u get less marks in Brain Bench or EC-1 ,2 ,3 ........ ?
Don't worry it happens. They don't know your talent , just like this boy :
Don't worry it happens. They don't know your talent , just like this boy :
Q. Describe Computer System Architecture?
(Give an Example)
Friday, February 5, 2010
He/She is a Computer .( Brain(ON)Bench )
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He noted how hurricanes at one time were given only female names, and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she." One of the students raised her hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The teacher wasn't certain. So he divided the class into two groups: males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to as masculine because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to as feminine because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The teacher wasn't certain. So he divided the class into two groups: males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendations.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to as masculine because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to as feminine because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Brain(ON)Bench
Q.What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q.Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the >ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent Woman & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
(Pass this on to some women who need a laugh.. and to men who can handle it!)
A: Puppies grow up.
Q.Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the >ground first?
A: Who cares?????.....
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent Woman & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
(Pass this on to some women who need a laugh.. and to men who can handle it!)
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Why is it so , that :
-Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
-Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.
-When putting something into computer memory, we always forgot where we put it.
-For any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version appears.
-If a project is completed on schedule, it wasn't debugged properly.
-A program will work the you think is should only when you don't care if it does.
And at last but not LEAST
-No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access
the Internet / plays GAME .
-Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user.
-When putting something into computer memory, we always forgot where we put it.
-For any given software, the moment you manage to master it, a new version appears.
-If a project is completed on schedule, it wasn't debugged properly.
-A program will work the you think is should only when you don't care if it does.
And at last but not LEAST
-No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access
the Internet / plays GAME .
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
DO U THINK U KNOW THIS ?
1.�
What associations are considered weak relationships? (Choose all that apply.)
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
2.�
What associations are considered strong relationships? (Choose all that apply.)
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
3.�
Which association can be said as object A has-an object B?
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
4.�
Which association can be said as object A is part-of object B?
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
5.�
Which association can be said as object A is composed-of object B?
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
6.�
Which association has a life cycle responsibility for the object it contains?
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
7.�
Association navigation is best described as which of the following?
A.The ability to navigate, or access, an object that is contained in another object.
B.The ability to search for and find an object that is contained in another object.
C.The possibility of passing an object to another object via a method.
D.The ability to invoke methods of an object that will then change the path of code execution.
E.The ability to invoke methods of an object to determine the current path of execution.
8.�
What would the multiplicity be in the following relationship? A Lamp object has-a LightBulb object.
A.One-to-one
B.One-to-many
C.Many-to-many
9.
A composition association cannot exist in what multiplicity?
A.One-to-one
B.One-to-many
C.Many-to-many
10.�
What would the multiplicity be in the following relationship? A BookShelf object has-a reference to an array made up of Book objects.
A.One-to-one
B.One-to-many
C.Many-to-many
What associations are considered weak relationships? (Choose all that apply.)
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
2.�
What associations are considered strong relationships? (Choose all that apply.)
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
3.�
Which association can be said as object A has-an object B?
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
4.�
Which association can be said as object A is part-of object B?
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
5.�
Which association can be said as object A is composed-of object B?
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
6.�
Which association has a life cycle responsibility for the object it contains?
A.Direct association
B.Temporary association
C.Composition association
D.Aggregation association
7.�
Association navigation is best described as which of the following?
A.The ability to navigate, or access, an object that is contained in another object.
B.The ability to search for and find an object that is contained in another object.
C.The possibility of passing an object to another object via a method.
D.The ability to invoke methods of an object that will then change the path of code execution.
E.The ability to invoke methods of an object to determine the current path of execution.
8.�
What would the multiplicity be in the following relationship? A Lamp object has-a LightBulb object.
A.One-to-one
B.One-to-many
C.Many-to-many
9.
A composition association cannot exist in what multiplicity?
A.One-to-one
B.One-to-many
C.Many-to-many
10.�
What would the multiplicity be in the following relationship? A BookShelf object has-a reference to an array made up of Book objects.
A.One-to-one
B.One-to-many
C.Many-to-many
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